He Loves Me

Stiller House Rule #1 states:

If a member of the Stiller house cooks a meal, they are thereby exempt from cleaning up any dishes, which must then be accomplished by a different member of the Stiller household before it is time for the next meal.

Well, according to Section 1 of Amendment 1 of the aforementioned rule, anyone who cooks the meal may also demonstrate their undying love for the responsible dishwasher by helping with or doing the dishes for them, thereby doing doubly duty in one day.

. . . Danny loves me . . .