Driving Miss Diva

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a diva on our hands.

Little Miss Priss won't walk on wet grass or stand for us to pet her more than two seconds before she shakes her coat back into place.

For a minute she almost has you fooled into thinking that she's one high-class dog.

And then she goes and pees right in front of your neighbor's front door . . . as he's walking up the steps. And you're forced to introduce yourself and apologize for your dumb dog, all-the-while wanting to kick yourself for becoming "one of THOSE dog people."